This just in......

Local man falls into well. The man was quoted as saying. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

US Government Evacuates Gulf Coast

Due to a tipoff from a source high in the Cuban government US officials have decided to evacuate the entire Gulf Coast of the United States "Just in case."

"We're not saying that Cuban scientists are insane, not at all. We're just evacuating the Gulf Coast region as a precautionary measure."

THIS JUST IN!!!!!

Some politicians have hidden agendas!

Now before anybody gets in a dither about this bold statement let me clear some things up; I’m sure that 99% of the men and women who hold seats in our House of Commons are fine upstanding citizens who have cast aside their own wants and needs to keep the promises they’ve made to the people who voted them into power and only want to live up to those expectations. But there is a shadowy layer of individuals who may have a different set of priorities than those they’ve promised to the very people who elected them!!!

SHOCKING.

Isn't it ironic that the vast majority of politicians are drawn from the legal ranks? Not the illegal ranks. Although if they were from the illegal ranks a lot of their behavior could be explained.

Disaffected Youth 2

I enjoyed the report on disaffected youth the other day. It hit me while reading it that I may be one of the affected youths. I don't generally suffer from subsonic soundwaves so I'm hoping that my skull containment unit is just too tight on its own and that it's unrelated to the 10 year study.
I've attached a picture that I downloaded from my brain to see if you agree.
Do all vehicles look like this?

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